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Joke of the Day

"What did the male computer say to the female computer? He said: ""Ay gurl, I'd like to put my twisted-pair cable into your RJ45 jack so I can fill you up with my sweet, sweet data frames""."

"Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ? Because they can only count to 3."

"[handing out condoms to trick or treaters] give these to your parents, I don't want more of you coming back next year"

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

"Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim? Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!"

"The last time I was 100% sure about a decision was in 3rd grade, and that box of 64 crayons with the built in sharpener didn't disappoint."

"Do you know what the kid with no hands got for Christmas? Me neither. He couldn't open his presents."

"Took me forever to find this chronology book. It's about time."

"*orders pepperoni pizza* Her: you need to start taking better care of yourself. *calls back, adds mushrooms*"

"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."