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Joke of the Day

"Oh Jesus another fuckin day, they just keep comin."

"Watson returns from work one day... and finds Sherlock in bed with a very young girl. ""Christ, Sherlock! How old is this girl?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson."""

"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance could finish a race"

"Never look at the guy riding a unicycle, you're giving him what he wants"

"Do you know whats funnier than 24? 25."

"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."

"I think all the women who don't get a rose on the Bachelor should at least walk away with a cat."

"What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !"

"Coming soon to NBC: She's a lawyer who, you guessed it, doesn't play by the rules. And he's a doctor who, right again, pees sitting down."

"[OC] I went to prison for identity theft. Good news is I'm cell mates with a famous musician, bad news is I'm now Rick James' bitch"