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Joke of the Day
"Food is like dark humor not every one gets it."
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"""Jessica wasn't usually dead. So when we found her dead we immediately knew something was wrong."" -Investigation Discovery"
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"A double entendre walks into a bar..."
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"Black joke Q. What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman? A. Their criminal record"
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