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Joke of the Day

"What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Jesus was talking to a crowd... Jesus was talking to a crowd, explaining he was the son of God. Everyone in the crowd said ""Nah, No way!"" Jesus stood up and said ""Yahweh!"""

"Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive? A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5"" Inches."

"My wife sent me an image of herself which really enticed me into coming home from work early. It was a picture of her at the airport."

"What do Trump and his supporters NOT have in common? His supporters have a blind trust."

"Whenever someone well known dies, social networks turn into an online obituary. #DontActLikeYouCare, @MaleHonesty86"

"What's long, hard, goes in a vagina, out of a vagina, and leaves a whore feeling good about herself? An abortion hook."

"Never trust an atom. Actually, it's probably fine. They only make up about 4% of everything."

"My money is on MySpace to take the Gold in the Downhill Competition."