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Joke of the Day
"What's the same about nail care and black people? They're both manicures"
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"What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in? An elevader."
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. ~What is your sin, child? My husband and I are arguing ~That's very common. ...about my boyfriend."
"If your are ever about to get jumped by a gang of clowns Go for the juggler"
"What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon."
"A Chinese couple, Jane and Jack Wong, was killed by the White Walkers but never came back to life .. .. because ""two wongs don't make a wight [1]"" [1] http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wights"
"What do you call a mean Potato? A Dictator."
"a dating site that matches you with the perfect slice of cheesecake"
"I imagine a few times before he got it right, Jesus turned water into wine coolers."
"Muslims are so open minded when it comes to politics They believe in the separation of church and state !"