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Joke of the Day

"What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon."

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"I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my ""Whites Only!"" restaurant idea will be a hit!"
"Two gay guys walk into a bar. One sits down slowly, the other pushes his stool in."
"Dead Alive Other"
"I don't eat animals because I object to how poorly they are treated and raised. Which is why I eat well-loved children."
"I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and some other guy is wearing the same dress."
"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they come wet and wild and they leave with your house and your car"
"I'll tell you what I know about dwarves Very little. I can say that. They look up to me."
"A rainbow took an exam... It passed with flying colours."
"What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? A moss-cow"