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Joke of the Day

"What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in? An elevader."

"Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it."

"Jesus: Listen guys, why has someone written 'nail appointment' in my diary? Judas: No idea, J. No idea."

"I'm going to hell in so many different religions."

"Restaurant Activity: Walk over to a table of strangers and ask, ""Who ordered the farts?"" Then, fart."

"Girlfriend gone and no Internet. Just jerked off to Halo menu screen music."

"Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems."

"If you get a gift from me, there may or may not be a pair of scissors between the wrapping and the gift. I'm gonna need those back."

"NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO KNOW WHAT FRUIT MY BODY IS SHAPED LIKE"

"A group of held hands can raise your spirits. It's seance!"