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Joke of the Day

"What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in? An elevader."

"if i were a cab driver, i'd scream ""ROAD TRIP"" every time i got a passenger"

"My band were thinking about doing a concert in space... ...but then we realised there would probably be no atmosphere."

"One day I talked to a girl who has a lisping problem ""How long can you hold your breath?"" . . . I left the room with a black eye."

"Have you heard of the musical condoms? They started a rubber band."

"How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just hire a mexican to do it."

"Can you help me with this problem? X+U=25 I think X=15, because U sure are a 10."

"""He's more scared of you than you are of him"" - Girl coaching her friend into talking to me"

"Failed my biology test today: They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."

"Alzheimer A guy stands in front of a urinal with his hand in head hairs. ""I, definitely, remember it's somewhere in hairs"""