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"What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire? They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises."
"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice They're lying."
"I hate when my congressman emails me to ""take action"" on an issue. Dude, you're the one in congress, you do something."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (From u/cherryslurpee) I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowomen Snovaries"
"*peeing in the urinal at McDonalds* *turns to the guy peeing in the other urinal* ""So, what did you order?"""
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall... The one fish turns to the other and says ""Damn""."
"My joke Did you hear about the procrastinator telling a joke. Answer. I,l tell you later."
"Obesity it's a disease People in America say obesity is a disease. The only thing diseases and obese people have in common is they are both really easy to catch."