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Joke of the Day
"Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. ""So it's like any other day."""
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"The platypus has to be the WEIRDEST looking animal I've ever gotten pregnant."
"My favourite position in bed...... The side nearest the socket so i can play with my phone while it's charging"
"What's the difference between a zit and a priest? Zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums in your face."
"My husband needed more space... So I locked him outside"
"I asked my buddy if he wanted me to feed his dog real quick before we left He said back to me, ""Nah, fuck it."" I don't know why he tried kicking my ass, I was just doing what he said."
"A man walks into a doctors wearing cling film trousers Doctor says, "" I can clearly see you're nuts"""