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Joke of the Day

"Once upon a time... There was an idiot who thought I was gonna tell a joke. Have a nice day."

"Currently searching the want ads for a place that will pay a good salary for me to just curl up in a ball and give up."

"What's the difference between the stock market and women? With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out."

"My girlfriend got an abortion She said she didn't want another sister to compete with."

"What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper? My debt."

"What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies? A dead cat."

"Tried explaining Twitter to my dad, but his ""why would you want to do that?"" argument was pretty bulletproof."

"What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue? I'm stuck."

"What do you call the first migrant off the boat? Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim"

"I'm starting a magazine called ""Jugs"". It's mostly about pottery."