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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend got an abortion She said she didn't want another sister to compete with."
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"Father is talking with his son DAD: Whaddya got there, son? SON: Soy milk. DAD: Hola milk, soy tu padre."
"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry hahaha fuck you all"
"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor"
"Online shopping. My wife was complaining that i shop too much online and that i had to send some shit back where it came from. So i have sent her back to Thailand."
"What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...? ""At least I'm not black"""
"Be glad that Hitler existed. Think about all of the Jew jokes we would have missed without him!"
"Why are successful people such assholes? They get shit done."
"My boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together. I totally nailed it."
"What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander? 12 months"