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Joke of the Day

"If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as? An inside the pork home-run."

"What would you do? if your uncle jack helped you down off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"

"The tennis factory near me got closed down after local residents complained... Apparently they were making a racquet."

"The worst thing about babies is how little they appreciate all the sleep they get."

"Two cows are grazing in a field. One cow says ""Hey, did you hear about the Mad Cow Disease? It's spreading pretty fast."" The other cow says ""Yeah. Good thing I'm a helicopter."""

"My new girlfriend has one leg shorter than the other... Her name is Ilene Wright."

"When he was arrested, the mafioso was intent on not ratting anyone out. But he had ebola, so... ...he spilled his guts to the cops."

"Sex can make your day But anal can make your hole weak"

"I read to blind kids in my spare time. Their favorite book is ""2dots1dot3dots 4dots3dots 5dots2dots1dot 2dots1dot5dots."""

"What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork? ""I D K"""