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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you, homophobic vending machine."
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"The difference between a gay guy and a fridge... The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"Thank God for that one person who gets on the elevator and takes charge."
"Got arrested for playing the guitar. Because I was fingering A minor."
"Relationship status: LOL"
"Why was the little strawberry sad? He found out his parents were in a jam"
"How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender- Hey! Get out we don't serve your kind here! Mushroom- Why not? I'm a ""fungi""! Bam! You have all been ""punned""!"
"You either die a Chris Farley or live long enough to see yourself become an Adam Sandler."
"What instrument did Bill Clinton play? That whore Monica."