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Joke of the Day

"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender- Hey! Get out we don't serve your kind here! Mushroom- Why not? I'm a ""fungi""! Bam! You have all been ""punned""!"

"A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar The bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain."

"fred flinstone (my landlord): the rent is due me: say it fred: pls no me: i'm not paying fred: *sighs* the rent is yabba dabba due me: haha"

"Alan Rickman lost in the woods, leaving a trail of perfectly pronounced words"

"I went out the other night and tried a pelican burger for the first time.... It was amazing but the bill was enormous!!"

"Think training raptors is tough? Imagine Dragons."

"Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there."

"""How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?"" ""Sir, she came in with you!"""

"9 out of 10 times, if you call the 1-800 number printed on a consumer product, the person who answers won't tell you what they're wearing."