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Joke of the Day
"Got arrested for playing the guitar. Because I was fingering A minor."
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"What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy."
"What do you get when you cross a donkey and a piece of onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear in your eyes."
"Have you heard the joke about the roof? No? Well, I guess it went over your head! I'll kill myself now."
"If one ex was drowning and the other was dangling from a cliff-edge and you had one set of ropes to save them....where would you hide it?"
"I really hope my 2 year old daughter is this difficult to get into bed when she's 18"
"What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day."
"What's harder than beating Alabama twice? Beating LSU once, Geaux Tigers!!!"
"Patient: ""Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."" Doctor: ""I've got some cream for that."""
"DINOSAUR PARTY TRICERATOPS: GROUP SELFIE!! *hands phone to T-Rex T-REX: Still not funny you guys. Not. Funny."