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Joke of the Day
"Got arrested for playing the guitar. Because I was fingering A minor."
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"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people But none of them work"
"Where's Eritrea? Up Djibouti!"
"7yr old: The Tooth Fairy didn't come last night. *wipes tear* Me: Sorry sweetie, she probably got drunk and passed out on the couch."
"What is a doctor's most important quality? Patience!"
"""Oh, really?"" one man to another: A: ""You know, my daughter has married an Irishman"" B: ""Oh, really?"" A: ""No, O'Reilly"""
"What did the lumberjack say to the trees? Run, Forest, run!"
"My credit card was stolen yesterday... Not sure if I should report it, the thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."
"GENIE: you have 3 wishes ME: i wish for one more wish G: um...ok...your wish is granted. you now have 3 wishes M: aweso- wait, what"