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Joke of the Day
"I ate a small Wookie steak for dinner... ...it was a little Chewie."
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"If your human doesn't feed you immediately, run in front of their feet and trip them up. ~Cats, apparently."
"I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes... Naturally, I coded in BASIC"
"A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, and says ""five beers, please"" If you get it you get it"
"""More people are killed by toasters than sharks"". So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster, you're in big trouble."
"The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an f. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us."
"If you squint, Pitbull looks like a grown up Tommy Pickles from Rugrats."
"What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics? She has it bronzed."
"TIL chimneys can be used as conjunctions They may introduce a clause"
"I'm gonna stand outside a strangers house tonight with a lit candle & tell them it's in remembrance of all the people I killed there."