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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin"
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"When I started telling dad jokes like my father I knew I was full groan."
"The difference between dates and prunes? You don't get laid after prunes (Courtesy of my date last night after I asked her this question seriously)"
"Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work? Because he got Snowden"
"Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!"
"How do you cock block two lesbians? With a rock, because rock beats scissors."
"At least 12 dead after shooting in Paris Bet they never thought they would be killed from a magazine."
"A lot of people tend to say life is like a rollercoaster. It is! Specifically the Smiler in Alton Towers. You start out with nervous excitement and by the end of it you need new knees."
"Rate kickass only this if your name isn't Steve"
"When a cop pulls you over and asks, ""Papers?"" answer ""Scissors."" then drive away.."