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Joke of the Day

"[First Date] Me: I can't believe we're on a date! It's not cause my fathers rich is it? Him: No. He's very handsome too Me: CHECK PLEASE"

"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"

"Our children are our future. Unless they invent a method for time travel, then they're also our past."

"There's an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn't just hard it's impossible."

"What did the bread maker say to the wheat? I loave you."

"BIack friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said its 2014 man you can use what ever printer you want."

"What did socialists use before candles? Electricity"

"What's darker than 3am in the morning? 12' noon in the cotton fields."

"A blind man goes for a morning walk He's walking around tapping away. He happens to pass a fish market. He takes in a deep breath and says ""Aaaaahhhhh. Good mornin ladies"""

"I just met a black vegan... All I kept asking was ""so you don't eat chicken?"""