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Joke of the Day
"How do trees encourage one another? They say ""I'm rooting for you"""
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"If ""The Stache"" is ever going to make a real comeback they are going to have to stop posting pictures of pedophiles on the evening news."
"Always use a fish knife when eating fish, a tomato knife when eating tomato, and a Swiss Army knife when eating a member of the Swiss army."
"Explain joke What is a bee's favorite game? Hive and seek"
"She was only a fishmonger's daughter .. .. but she'd slap it on a slab and shout ""Fillet!"""
"Batman obsessively searches the freezer and Alfred says ""What are you looking for!?"" ""Just-ice!"""
"What do you call a nuclear-powered car? A mobile-Chernobyl!"
"How does Davy Crockett take his pie? A'lamode"
"I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses. I just put two and two together."
"Wear green for St Patty's Day! You don't wanna get punched! -You mean pinched [flashback to the 6 people I punched earlier] It's pinched?"