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Joke of the Day
"Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station? They were scared of sparks flying."
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"I'm constantly pretending I know what people are talking about."
"What do you call a hard working machine? Juan Deer"
"Don't think of me as 40. Think of me as two 20 yr olds."
"Officer pulled me over & asked if I knew what the speed limit was, like I'm getting paid to tell him his job."
"Bank of America is halting foreclosures in all 50 states as part of an investigation into why 7 people in the U.S. still have homes."
"Why do white girls like Apple? Because once go Mac you never go back."
"Political Correctness is out of hand You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""
"Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies."
"If you can't afford healthcare... Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!"