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Joke of the Day

"Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station? They were scared of sparks flying."

"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary played the Woman Card ...I'd have $0.77 cents."

"I cut my finger chopping cheese... I think that I may have grater problems."

"Did you hear about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? Neither did I."

"What's the difference between a Feminist and a suicide jacket? Suicide jacket does something when it's triggered."

"What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine? Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one."

"What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you drink through that?"""

"A lot of people say I'm condescending... (That means I talk down to people)"

"Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!"