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Joke of the Day

"Officer pulled me over & asked if I knew what the speed limit was, like I'm getting paid to tell him his job."

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"Daddy, what's for dinner? ""did you have cereal for breakfast?"" No ""then cereal"""
"Want to know how I escaped Iraq? Iran."
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you."" I said: ""Don't mention it."""
"My wife's a terrible cook, she can never get her sauces right! But I've stuck with her, through thick and thin."
"What do you call a slightly impolite canadian dust devil? Da rude ""eh"" sandstorm"
"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hella."
"What is true and false at the same time? This"
"Being Santa sounds easy... (NSFW) I've got plenty of experience emptying my sack into socks."
"What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause."