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Joke of the Day
"Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby he made her espresso."
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"Guess what? Chicken butt!"
"Waiter is there soup on the menu ? No madam I wiped it off !"
"I remember the difference between vertical and horizontal because vertical gives you vertigo and horizontal because whores get laid."
"[talking with ex] Me: Is he more boring than me? Her: He is. Me: *devastated* How could you?"
"What do songwriters do after they die? They decompose"
"Little Red Riding Hood sure took a long time to realize the talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandma."
"What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator."
"What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him"
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt."