199715
Joke of the Day
"A chinese couple had a black baby They named it ""Sum Ting Wong""."
Next Joke
"Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted"
"[Hot Wheels cars zooming through entire house] ""I SWEAR TO GOD KAREN IF YOU DISCONNECT ANY PART OF THIS TRACK I'M DIVORCING YOU"""
"Procedure for being unthanked for door holding: 1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit 2. Say you're welcome 3. Shake head 4. Mutter ""unbelievable"""
"What's the most popular sport in Mexico? Cross-country."
"Here's hoping 2013 is the year in which I finally fix the bugs in my new time machine. -garyDelaney"
"That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger."
"The first rule of Tautology club... The first rule of Tautology club is the first rule of Tautology club. ^credit^to^xkcd^[here](http://xkcd.com/703/)"
"When you said coke I assumed you meant cocaine. No thank you. Soda is bad for you."