199715

Joke of the Day

"A chinese couple had a black baby They named it ""Sum Ting Wong""."

"Why is Uhura black? Because William shat on her."

"I was camping when I lost my virginity. It was in tents."

"Roman numerals. What are they good IV?"

"USA has Democracy, Syria has Autocracy, Iran has Theocracy, and Britain has... Pedocracy."

"Does this $2500 electrician bill make my ass look broke?"

"I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them."

"Mountain's aren't funny... They're hill areas."

"Did you hear about the nun who only made her clothes out of rags she found on the street? She had a very odd habit."

"A little old lady walked into the bank cashed a small check and started out. Passing the armed guard she smiled and said ""You can go home now."""