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Joke of the Day
"Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."
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"The presidency should be EASY for Trump... after all, mini hands make light work."
"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' But maybe I'm overreacting."
"Have you heard about the new super-popular broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation"
"Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer."
"If I owned a bar I would pour myself shots all the time, look in the mirror, wink and say ""It's on the house."""
"""Make yourself at home."" they say, then it's ""Ma'am please put your bra back on."" Make up your mind, library story time, make up your mind!"
"What goes into something hot hard and covered in plastic and comes out soft and wet A frozen pizza with its wrapper left on"
"Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?"
"Does anyone else find it ironic when a celebrity with a face full of Botox talks about having the freedom of expression?"