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Joke of the Day

"(Job interview) ""How would you describe yourself?"" I'm very vague ""Ok, can you be more specific?"" No"

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"words that seem cool until you find out what they mean - atrophy - space bar - supervision - extraction - dogmatic"
"Guess when toothpaste was invented? 1892. Guess when kissing was invented? A DISGUSTINGLY LONG TIME BEFORE THAT."
"Menstruation is NOT a laughing matter. Period."
"The ostrich may have the right idea but I hate sand in my hair."
"I had my first UFO experience this morning I walked into the kitchen and said to the missus ""Morning fat ass"". Next thing there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!"
"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F."
"*comes into work with black eye* oh please I'm fine guys! But you shoulda seen the other guy. He was a cabinet door that i walked into"
"When someone says to me great minds think alike, I just look at them and think ""you fucking dirty bastard"""
"Girlfriends are like grenades. If you put a ring on them they won't blow."