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Joke of the Day

"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: would you like me to throw that away for you? RACCOON: *clutching banana peel* this is my carry on thank you very much"

"I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity. It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything."

"No I in team Word of advice; if anyone ever gives you the ""There is no I in team!"" speach, you look him dead in the eye and say ""true, but there is a 'U' in dumb."""

"What do you call a very funny mountain? Hill-arious!!"

"My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him."

"What happened when fire and the wheel were invented? People got lit and turnt."

"I have this reoccurring nightmare called a job."

"If you eat the prize from a cereal box.. does that make you a specially marked box? source: soos says some words"

"Do you know whats funnier than 24? 25."

"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"