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Joke of the Day

"Why was the skeleton missing a funny bone Because this joke ain't funny"

"Nobody gets treated worse than a McDonald's worker who gets an order wrong. ""Um this was SUPPOSED to be a LARGE fry! UnFUCKINGbelievable!"""

"A man walked into his house and was delighted... ...when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps."

"My cats are named Ra and Isis. In ancient Egypt, they would have been gods."

"next time you feel depressed with yourself, remember that you're about 70% water & thats cool af"

"It's funny how Gina who cheated on me in 9th grade because I was ""too much of a prude"" is now a Catholic school teacher."

"The Pun Contest There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would be a winner. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"

"Bill Clinton's real-life aging looks like fake Back to the Future aging."

"I have a theory on how to bang large woman It's called the big bang theory"

"How's a fart and a teenager alike? Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out."