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Joke of the Day
"This joke is like gravity. A force."
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"A kid asks his father what a prostitute is. And his father replies: That's a woman who sells her body to have sex. kid: Oh, I thought it was a bitch."
"My favorite musician pun ||: lather, rinse :||"
"How do fish get high? Seaweed."
"If Claudia Schiffer married Brains from The Thunderbirds, she would become Claudia Schiffer-Brains. Claudia Shit for brains."
"What to hear a joke? A girlfriend.. While the humor is dry, in this joke i fully understand that this is not something many of you will ever get."
"Baller is short for ballerina"
"In my final years of education, I lost my virginity to my teacher I was home schooled"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 100 stories in 10 seconds."
"Took my Grandma to a nibble fish spa.. It's cheaper than burial or cremation!"