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"What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? One is a good year, the other is a great year."

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"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday... ...so I said, ""That's a big word for a seven-year-old"""
"Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname? Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks."
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