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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? One is a good year, the other is a great year."

"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then"

"A fun thing to do is to tell a complete stranger that you met your boyfriend on Twitter and then show them a cat."

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick"

"What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!"

"Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch."

"Sometimes you check the amount of subscribed people. When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 ""humorists"". 2/3rds of a person? Really?"

"""And what do your parents do?"" BABY COW: Well, my mom is basically a vending machine and my dad is hamburgers"

"Twitter Clique: (n) a small exclusive group of friends who promise to tell each other they are funny."

"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"