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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if someone is vegan? They'll tell you"
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"the scientific term for a group of cats gathered together in the wild is ""assholes"""
"Why didn't The Cold War happen? Russia kept Stalin it"
"And The Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" ...but John came in fifth and won a toaster."
"I am the janitor of the World Trade center back in 2001 - AmA Edit: Wow this *blew* up."
"I like my women like I like my video games... Finish this joke! There's a thousand punchlines. I want to hear yours!"
"Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept for."
"Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for 2!"
"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue? I knew you'd get stuck."
"How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone."