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Joke of the Day
"A teenage boy decides to stop masturbating."
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"womens rights"
"I wish cops cared about me wearing a condom as much as they care about me wearing a seat belt."
"I dunno why people say hurtful things like... ""Wanna go for a run?"" or ""Try this kale."""
"Give a man some punch and he'll drink for a day. Teach a man to punch and he'll smash your face in for using this joke format again."
"Damn girl, are you reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and over"
"I was out walking my dog when another man with a dog approached me, picked up a stick and said 'I could throw this stick a mile away and this dog would bring it back.' 'That's a bit far fetched!'"
"A vagina is like the weather. Once it's wet, it's time to head in That's all folks."
"My browser history indicates true mental instability"
"Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship."