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Joke of the Day

"Where do safari animals buy their groceries? From the supermeerkat"

"I am a Chinese, and this is what I think about Chinese joke: Hao funny. (Hao means """", which can mean yes, good or very)"

"Heart of a lion My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh zoo."

"just realized I have more in common with Garfield than I have with most people"

"I'm not heartless, I've just learned how to use my heart less..."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... it doesn't last long if you're fat."

"Yo mamas ass is so fat She dont wear DENIM she wears DAMN!"

"Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race? They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor."

"In many ways Trump presidency is like one of your stupider Adam Sandler movies. Basically stupid, but sometimes funny. Ridiculous premise."

"I'm thankful to live in a time where I can use social media without having to use social skills."