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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the koala get a job? He didn't have enough koalifications!"
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"What do dyslexic zombies eat? BRIANS!! Everyone else is safe"
"I slipped on some black ice today I knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing."
"I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls."
"Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks? Because it's black. Sorry."
"We arrested a troupe of mimes for their unspeakable crimes.... None of them talked. But they did point fingers."
"Who is the president of the United States of America Donald Trump"
"""Why do bad things happen to good people?"" To even out the good things that happen to bad people."
"Her: Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with? Me: One who knows how to fix elevators."
"My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex... Just this morning she asked me ""Is that the best you can do?"""