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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !"
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"Ladies, if a guy tells you ""Leggings aren't pants,"" tell him ""You're welcome."""
"I'm not sure if I want to move to Sweden... but the flag is a big plus."
"You all know why Hurricane Matthews is so bad Well unlike Katrina its a guy"
"While other countries are doubling down on education, we're using chicken breasts as sandwich bread."
"Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?? She was a woman"
"If your victim freaks out when you pull a knife, politely sheath your blade and change the subject."
"Police commissioner, do we have any leads in the Trump assassination case? It's too early to tell, but we have reason to believe the gun belonged to Gov. Jeb Bush"
"There's no ""i"" in ""team"" but there are like millions of other words with ""i"" in them so what's the big deal about ""team"" anyway?"
"How come Notepad has no street cred? It can't wrap."