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Joke of the Day

"What did they say about both the winner and the loser of the sock-pairing competition? His pairs are unmatched!"

"Why is heaven a paradise for the common man? Because all the politicians are in hell."

"What do you do if the Ocean stares at you? Sea it and Wave :3"

"The Longest Joke in the World http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"50% of Indian Roads are filled up with holes. And the rest are filled up with Assholes !!"

"Those Valentine's Day displays at the entrance of every store are like surprise parties for your loneliness."

"What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas? He'd be an illegal alien."

"""THEN HE GOES BACK IN TIME AND THE DOGGIE IS SAD AND ICE CREAM."" --My 3 year-old, telling a more coherent story than LOST."

"Why was the mathematician late for work? He took the rhombus."

"[interview] THEM: what would you say if i gave you money from the register and told you to keep it? ME: thank you."