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Joke of the Day

"I asked a terrorist how his day was going... He said it was great, his son died in a car bombing. The only problem? His son borrowed his car."

"Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer."

"Why the carpenter is always constipated? Because his stool so hard!"

"My girlfriend lost the key to her chastity belt. But she's too lazy to go looking for it. She can't be fucked."

"The only thing wrong with Bill Cosby was pudding. Pudding his dick where it didn't belong."

"before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do"

"Our Great Dane has been causing quite a smell around my house. Whenever he barks I shit myself."

"Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he Neverlands"

"What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains? A zombie."

"Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."