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Joke of the Day

"Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Can a ninja throw any pointy object with lethal accuracy ? Shuriken"

"We should just name hurricanes after politicians. That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything."

"We all know how women can fake orgasms, but do you know how a man does? He moans, shakes, and spits on your back."

"I was watching some porn with a plot the other day It was pretty Fucking stupid"

"Do you know what girls say to a guy with a big dick? I do!"

"What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey? A lifetime ban from the Zoo"

"What do you call a potato that looks like Hitler? A dick-tator."

"My girlfriend calls it selective hearing. I prefer to call it drama filtering."

"I can tell our waitress is a slut by the way she walks. Also by the way she fucked every dude I went to high school with."