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Joke of the Day
"How do historians know Hitler had a drinking problem? White Russians were the death of him."
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"I didn't believe the rumours about clowns being spotted all over the country Until I saw them debating on TV."
"What if Bruce Jenner's whole ""Caitlyn"" thing is just a big joke, but nobody gets it because ... ... women aren't funny ?"
"Mowed the lawn yesterday with my shirt off and this morning there were 50 shirts left on my porch with a sign that said, ""Please wear."""
"What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches? Salvador Deli."
"Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around? Because he could only make 14 point turns."
"Drunk scientists pour wine on superconductors and make an incredible discovery... He was later arrested for drunk deriving..."
"What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband? You'll never be president, Jeb."
"Why are there no female serial killers ?? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."
"Adam and Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions."