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Joke of the Day
"If Hillary is elected..... will she only make 70% of what Obama makes?"
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"I used to do the hokey pokey everyday... ... But then I turned myself around."
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"I remember staying up all night waiting for Santa to come When he was done he'd pull up his pants and say ""See ya next year kid"""
"Two guys walk into a bar.. You'd think that second one would have ducked."
"On soy milk cartons, the missing kids are always named ""Skylar"" and were last seen getting into a Prius"
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick"
"Former presidential candidate Senator Sanders falls ill. What do you call him? A sick Bern."
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