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Joke of the Day

"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was... Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate answer."

"What is Israel's favorite planet? Jewpiter"

"I upset a Jehovah's Witness at work today... ...they started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn't answer."

"My daughter is starting to ask embarrassing questions about sex. Just yesterday she asked: ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"You can make jokes about anything; just not Mexicans. That's crossing the border."

"Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon ""We Delivery"" sign."

"What happened when the cannibal ate a minister? He got a taste of religion."

"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window."

"Didn't want cats ... had 2 cats. Didn't want marriage ... got married 2 times. Ok Karma ... I'm on to you. I don't want a million dollars"

"When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make? Guac!"