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Joke of the Day

"I upset a Jehovah's Witness at work today... ...they started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn't answer."

"Getting my cat to ""LOL"" is a lot harder than it looks on the internet."

"How did Harry Potter Get Down the Hill? Walking. JK. Rolling."

"What is a poet's favorite legume? Rhyma-beans!"

"Ok, Surgeon General, alcohol is bad for pregnant women. The warning label might be more effective stating alcohol causes pregnant women."

"What do you do if you see a space man? (my favorite one liner ever) you park your car in it, man"

"Sarcasm : Because life doesn't come with a free ""stay out of jail card"""

"I think I'll design something cool, get a bunch of people to like it, and then make it steadily worse with every update. Oops, been done."

"What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters? A Kylo Ren Book"

"How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them."