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Joke of the Day

"What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit? ""What's Allepo?"""

"5: Daddy, can we go get ice cream? Me: I don't see why not. 5: Mommy said I couldn't. M: Hey, there's the why not."

"AMERICAN DIVORCE If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?"

"I wish I had emo hair So it would cut its self"

"Why is the letter E like London? Because it is the capital of England."

"speed dating I'm looking for a girl with fire in her eyes. Her: Hi. My name is Carrie."

"Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7? They thought 7 was pretty odd."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? Look for the fresh prints."

"I can't see an end, I have no control and I don't think there's any escape, I don't even have a home anymore...Definitely time for a new keyboard."

"What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast? Hash with alot of Salt"