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Joke of the Day
"St. Patrick's Day may just be an excuse to drink, but then again so is Ireland."
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"It's everybodies favourite day of the year World IBD day! Ah shit, I'm missing a colon"
"Jokes on jokes Why did the cabbage whistle? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"So another way of saying a no-brainer would be...? A Kurt-Cobainer..."
"I love garbage day... Once a week my street celebrates me"
"The human body is 70 percent water?? *looks at a glass of water* damn girl"
"Dad did you manage to fix my toy? No it's not broken the battery's flat. Well what shape should it be?"
"What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !"
"What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath."
"Up dawg A man sees a long lost friend he says... 'Up dawg' 'What that?' 'What's what?' 'What's up dawg?' 'Nothing much hbu' '...? Oh hahahahahaha '"