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Joke of the Day
"What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel? Krill Bream."
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"What's the difference between a green bean chickpea? #EDIT: What's the difference between a green bean **and a** chickpea?# No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest"
"My friend is addicted to brake fluid... ...but he says he can stop anytime"
"Do you love multiple trees? ...No. I'm mahogamous."
"Did you hear about the baker who got electrocuted last week? He stood on a bun and a currant shot up his leg."
"Liar, Liar If the guy's pants are on fire, give him a fucking break about being a liar liar for a second. (via @WiseguyPictures)"
"As I was about 3/4 of the way through the Fallout 4 campaign, I began to notice something strange... ."
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman."
"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question? [removed]"
"Bar joke A monk, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says ""what is this? Some kind of joke?"""