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Joke of the Day
"Grooming tip: Cut your toenails every 2 to 24 weeks whether they need it or not."
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"Did you hear how Jared Fogel lost his first 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."
"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."
"A woman once told me to look at the world through her eyes. So I looked out the kitchen window."
"The doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
"Kids, make sure you learn how to use a protractor in case one day you're a teacher & have to show kids how to use a protractor."
"A motor gets a job as a waiter... Servo A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper. An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless."
"what ya doing... your mum"
"Jewish kid asks his Grandpa for money Grandson: Hey Grandpa, can I have 30 dollars? Jewish Grandpa: 20 dollars?? What do you need 10 dollars for?!"
"(NSFW) Fact: The donkey is the only know animal that can reproduce by ass fucking."