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Joke of the Day
"Grooming tip: Cut your toenails every 2 to 24 weeks whether they need it or not."
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"I'd like to tell you guys another dick joke but nah, it's too long"
"An ad company friended me on facebook I guess you could say they wanted to ad me."
"Why did the hipster burn its tongue? Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool"
"Finding Nemo 2? I swear, if that kid gets lost again Finding Nemo 3 better be where child services locks the dad up for extreme negligence."
"My dad, a vietnam veteran, told me that there's one thing that always sticks with kids and adults no matter how old they are. Napalm"
"What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian? Where the ""eh"" is in the sentence. Canadian: ""How you doin, eh?"" Italian: ""Eh! How you doin?"""
"What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The large pizza can feed a family of four."
"When brains do it it the butt do they call it ...brainal?"
"The Kennedys Everyone says Teddy Kennedy was the big alcoholic of the family. But when you think about it, it was John who was taking shots in the middle of his own parade!"