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Joke of the Day

"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots eat em' all."

"If you've never baked pot brownies in an Easy Bake Oven... then you've never wrote an apology letter to your sister with an Etch A Sketch."

"Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus? They did not have 50 Cent."

"Mandela dead at 95. Respect. That's 5mph faster than Paul Walker."

"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile"

"Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to ""cheek his paperwork""."

"An old man died while having sex. (NSFW) He really went out with a bang."

"Understanding women isn't rocket science. Rocket science has rules and boundaries."

"My favorite mixed drink is the M. Night Shyamalan. It's nothing with a twist."

"He-Man wasn't gay. He was just uninterested in Teela and was very good friends with a man named Fisto."