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Joke of the Day

"Tom hanks probably fucked that volleyball"

"You should always read labels. I was about to eat this rat poison but then saw it has gluten in it. I could have died,"

"Why did Mozart kill his chicken? It kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"" Why did Mozart kill his other chicken? To impress his Wolf-gang."

"I couldn't think of a good joke Then I looked in the mirror"

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles"

"""Gotta wake up early"" *sets alarm for 5am* *wakes up at 4:55am to cancel alarm* *goes back to sleep*"

"Sex while camping... It's in tents."

"Particles make up everything! Fucking liars."

"I like my women like I like my food. Existent."

"The Mafia hired me to clean recently I was a maid man"