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Joke of the Day

"What's the most popular family car in Norway? The Fjord Focus"

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"I was given a recipe book for roadkill recently I collected some roadkill and followed the recipe. It tasted good but I have no idea what to do with his bike."
"*drinking my first beer with my dad* ""I can't believe you made me eat the other ones"""
"*goes down on escalator Escalator: I have a boyfriend"
"Happy Thanksgiving Reddit! Let us all give thanks to the day Jesus ate turkey with the pilgrims."
"I'd like to know what Obama or Romney propose to do about YouTube buffering."
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing."
"I once had sex for an hour and 45 seconds. Thanks daylight savings."
"My laptop in college was So bad.. To start it I needed my friends car and some jumper cables"
"Thanks for the Facebook invite to your wedding cheapass. Please enjoy this FarmVille mystery gift on the occasion of your marriage."