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Joke of the Day

"The only drinking problem I have is not having enough money to keep buying it."

"i feel like a hundred bucks! *my soul erupts with the strength of 100 wild male deers*"

"Looking for a joke: irish dinner potatoe Pretty close, but need to know the exact joke about irish dinner consisting of potatos and beer"

"Royal jokes. (discuss) I want to see what jokes people can come up with about the British Royal family."

"I'm thinking of visiting Saudi Arabia based on the upcoming week's forecast It's mostly Sunni"

"Take a deep breath. Good. Now count to 10. Right. Now slap someone in their face. Nice. Feel better?"

"What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus? A cross-dresser."

"I'd never snoop through my girlfriend's phone out of love, a deep respect and the inability to crack her password."

"A Jehovah's Witness followed me. I think I'll send him a lot of unsolicited DMs with knock-knock jokes..."

"Sammy just bought a new pair of pants. He's explaining to Dean that these pants were specially fitted for dancing. ""Ballroom?"" Dean asks. ""Not much,"" Sammy replies."