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Joke of the Day

"I brought my cannibal friend over to a party... He sucked the life right out of it."

"Comeback I was talking with my friend the other day when he said, ""You know, I'm sick of all the times people use 'your mum' as a comeback. It's old, cheap, and overused."" I said, ""So's your mum."""

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!"

"What's the hardest part of burning a church? My dick."

"A guy is at the doctors... The doctor tells him ""we're gonna need a stool sample, urine sample and a semen sample."" The guy says ""Doc, I'm kinda in a hurry, can't you just take my underwear?"""

"Have you heard about the Flint, Michigan football team? Their lead is unstoppable!"

"Don't bite the hand that feeds. In fact, don't bite anyone's hand you fucking weirdo."

"What kind of music did Jesus hate? Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails."

"what do you call a jamaican proctologist? POKE-MON!"

"Tampax needs to extend the string to 2ft so I can hang myself with it every month."